Well, that would certainly kill all the bacteria, right?
I missed this meme so much.
I know this is horrifically late, but I made one of these for the science side of tumblr!
How to interpret inverse functions.
Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.
Oh, evolution. You were doing so well with the lynx. You made it a fierce and graceful hunter, you gave it a luxurious spotted coat, you gave it pretty yellow eyes and tufted ears—and then you went and made it sound like this.
"Man, I am really nailing this adaptation thing lately."
"Oh yeah, evolution? How’s that?"
"Well, this fish lives in a cave, right? It’s totally dark. You can’t see anything anyway."
"So I just took away its eyes. Bam! Instant energy savings."
"Huh, I guess that makes sense. Won’t its head be kind of boring now, though?"
"What? No, not at all."
"I put its anus up there instead.”
"I put its anus up there…"
"On its head?"
"Yep. So it’s totally not boring.”
"Well, no, but…"
Photo: M.L. Niemiller, ZooKeys