Each dot is only moving in a straight line, but is created by balls moving in circles through 3 dimensional space.
Never thought astronomy could be so cute.
Don’t leave ln|y| in your solution. Leaving ln|y| in your solution is like being slightly naked.
Calculus professor (via mathprofessorquotes)
- Band Director: Ok we're gonna run through the whole piece today.
- Class: *plays the same ten measures for the entire period*
every morning my alarm gun wakes me up by firing directly over my head and if i dont immediately get up and sing the star spangled banner i get arrested. all matters in court are settled with opponents dressing up in bald eagle costumes and fighting to the death. theres an american flag tattooed across my face. once i saw someone get punched in the head repeatedly at a barbeque because they said they didnt like apple pie and nobody helped them. nobody even tried
There’s too many math shirts and not enough money
COME TO ME
There’s a lot of room in infinity for shit to get fucked up.
Abstract algebra professor (via mathprofessorquotes)
I found this in a drawer at my desk in the lab… are you fuckin serious, Sigma?
A redass Fightin’ Texas Aggie Whataburger.
Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth
> Don’t give him a baby for a while.
HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER
AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT
IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE
YES IT’S BACK ON MY DASH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO